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It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
Twitter: tweet_joana
Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Reacties 

  1. Elly Kellogg

    Elly Kellogg

    48 minuten geleden

    god i love u

  2. Riley Montana

    Riley Montana

    2 dagen geleden

    The wigs 😭

  3. Riley Montana

    Riley Montana

    2 dagen geleden

    Lmao this had my dying

  4. Krosant UWU

    Krosant UWU

    2 dagen geleden

    Someone has to sponsor Joana!

  5. jamms

    jamms

    3 dagen geleden

    dont mess up *now*

  6. Amber Perkins

    Amber Perkins

    3 dagen geleden

    I'm a freshman I'm so done with high school like why do I need english and your not alone I left my sanity in 5 grade and moved soooooooo probably never getting that back

  7. Mrs. Lee Felix

    Mrs. Lee Felix

    3 dagen geleden

    but what if she is planning on exploding the earth in a few days...

  8. hey at least I tried

    hey at least I tried

    4 dagen geleden

    I too, have an ungodly amount of muji pens

  9. Vernita Samuel

    Vernita Samuel

    4 dagen geleden

    all her classes mostly seem easy

  10. Cyber_Blue

    Cyber_Blue

    5 dagen geleden

    Can you do like a video all about your dishes that you make?

  11. lotte in weimar

    lotte in weimar

    5 dagen geleden

    "I'm officially a victim of capitalism..cheers" That sent me 😂😂😂😂

  12. Cash’s Vlogs

    Cash’s Vlogs

    7 dagen geleden

    September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year...... How dare you Joana

  13. Weird Creep

    Weird Creep

    9 dagen geleden

    It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

  14. Sienna Magic

    Sienna Magic

    10 dagen geleden

    I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

  15. mj A

    mj A

    10 dagen geleden

    My dude I also love Chris Fleming

  16. kawaii kirah

    kawaii kirah

    11 dagen geleden

    Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

  17. cornellcornell1

    cornellcornell1

    11 dagen geleden

    Why is there always food in her mouth?

  18. Esme Rosales

    Esme Rosales

    13 dagen geleden

    i recognize that food court 😭

  19. Samantha Herrador

    Samantha Herrador

    13 dagen geleden

    Yes

  20. rhianna

    rhianna

    13 dagen geleden

    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

  21. wetweineydog

    wetweineydog

    13 dagen geleden

    take me to harry styles

  22. retno sri danisworo

    retno sri danisworo

    13 dagen geleden

    I really wish I had a mindset like hers

  23. GachaMeme

    GachaMeme

    14 dagen geleden

    I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

  24. azrielic_

    azrielic_

    14 dagen geleden

    I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

  25. K Lum

    K Lum

    15 dagen geleden

    0:15 Olaf

  26. Madisyn Smith

    Madisyn Smith

    15 dagen geleden

    AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

  27. Penelope Carnival

    Penelope Carnival

    15 dagen geleden

    6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

  28. Chloe Vega

    Chloe Vega

    16 dagen geleden

    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

  29. Maxine Lyncey

    Maxine Lyncey

    16 dagen geleden

    ey i read percy jackson too

  30. Sahara

    Sahara

    18 dagen geleden

    Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

  31. coffee beans

    coffee beans

    19 dagen geleden

    we have added features such as: adult

  32. Zzzannie

    Zzzannie

    19 dagen geleden

    OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

  33. rubz.x

    rubz.x

    19 dagen geleden

    AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

  34. Keisha Muzadi

    Keisha Muzadi

    19 dagen geleden

    NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

  35. María Ibarzábal

    María Ibarzábal

    20 dagen geleden

    My birthday is on September 4th :(

  36. lauren elizabeth

    lauren elizabeth

    21 dag geleden

    okay but i think joana is my idol

  37. Lina Zhou

    Lina Zhou

    21 dag geleden

    checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

  38. ACC

    ACC

    21 dag geleden

    So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

  39. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet

    21 dag geleden

    No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

  40. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet

    21 dag geleden

    🌃🔪

  41. Leilani Child

    Leilani Child

    22 dagen geleden

    physics is useless- tbh

  42. natasha parvin

    natasha parvin

    22 dagen geleden

    0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

  43. Helen Batista

    Helen Batista

    22 dagen geleden

    I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

  44. Jstarj production

    Jstarj production

    22 dagen geleden

    You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

  45. Senpai•Kawaii04

    Senpai•Kawaii04

    23 dagen geleden

    It’s my birthday :(

  46. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer

    23 dagen geleden

    I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

  47. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer

    23 dagen geleden

    just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having: • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics) • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good) • Commerce (LIVING HELL) I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

  48. Alison's Studies

    Alison's Studies

    24 dagen geleden

    Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

  49. Sleeping Repurr

    Sleeping Repurr

    24 dagen geleden

    ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

  50. no no

    no no

    24 dagen geleden

    OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

  51. A Random Duck On The Internet

    A Random Duck On The Internet

    25 dagen geleden

    👌

  52. Brenda Christie

    Brenda Christie

    25 dagen geleden

    i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

  53. Maybelline August

    Maybelline August

    26 dagen geleden

    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

  54. Griffin Davis

    Griffin Davis

    27 dagen geleden

    Nobody: My brain before a test: 0:02

  55. Aurianna Houseman

    Aurianna Houseman

    28 dagen geleden

    I love this girl. She's too cute

  56. 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    29 dagen geleden

    She’s transitioning into an adult... Jaiden animations warned us...

  57. Gacha Milly

    Gacha Milly

    Maand geleden

    I love the food part!

  58. bela the human

    bela the human

    Maand geleden

    Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  59. Reese Hayden

    Reese Hayden

    Maand geleden

    “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  60. • C o f f e J e s s •

    • C o f f e J e s s •

    Maand geleden

    Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

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