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It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
Twitter: tweet_joana
Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
Artist: incompetech.com/
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Reacties

  1. Sophia draws stuff

    Sophia draws stuff

    5 uur geleden

    "Calm your meatless titties, its sustainable" 😂😂😂😂

  2. 22 41

    22 41

    6 uur geleden

    Hi Joana, thank you

  3. Athena Dolling

    Athena Dolling

    6 uur geleden

    *throws out Nike Air Force Ones*....

  4. GSXR 750

    GSXR 750

    7 uur geleden

    you're making a good choice going the stem route, don't give up, it'll pay you back later on.

  5. Sardonyx

    Sardonyx

    7 uur geleden

    I've watched you for a year now and today I finally realized you live in Toronto cause I saw a bus. I am idiot.

  6. Amber Boxley

    Amber Boxley

    7 uur geleden

    “calm your meatless titties” lmaooooooo sksusjskskskkk

  7. Courtney Casanova

    Courtney Casanova

    8 uur geleden

    i always wear black on the first day of school to mourn summer i didn’t think anyone in the world did that

  8. Miss PAN-tastic

    Miss PAN-tastic

    8 uur geleden

    “Apple piss” 😂😂😂

  9. Haley Jane

    Haley Jane

    8 uur geleden

    This reconfirms my zero regrets for not going to college.

  10. Hazel

    Hazel

    8 uur geleden

    oh my god i did not expect joana to pull out those demonia's.... im jealous

  11. Harley Petty

    Harley Petty

    9 uur geleden

    Is no one going to talk about how she is a Percy Jackson fan? 4:48

  12. Kynzee Syverson

    Kynzee Syverson

    9 uur geleden

    😂 Sept. 4th is my burthday...

  13. Eduarda Queiroz

    Eduarda Queiroz

    9 uur geleden

    I just watch 2 old vídeos of her and i am thing i’m in love

  14. Beep boop

    Beep boop

    9 uur geleden

    Anyone know where Joanna is going to uni to?

  15. Rachel Marie Newcomb

    Rachel Marie Newcomb

    10 uur geleden

    Modern day Mrs. Maisel

  16. Jules the Asian Kid

    Jules the Asian Kid

    10 uur geleden

    Eh we have the same glasses frames And type of pencil box, and I started school on the same day but glasses are more important..................I don’t even know if she’s reading this.............anyway next video

  17. Maryam's Palace

    Maryam's Palace

    10 uur geleden

    "calm your meatless titties" DUDE😂😂😂

  18. Fiorella Montero

    Fiorella Montero

    10 uur geleden

    PLEASE USE GLITTERATI LOVE U

  19. Zoincer_ Oo

    Zoincer_ Oo

    10 uur geleden

    The dinner making scene is hilarious 😂🤣. Amazing video as always

  20. A. B.

    A. B.

    10 uur geleden

    Only losers go to school for formal education.

  21. Samantha Rechtien

    Samantha Rechtien

    10 uur geleden

    My nAmEs sAmanThA sHe saId mY naMe

  22. Xochitl Hernañdez

    Xochitl Hernañdez

    11 uur geleden

    Sea of monsters is amazing 🙈

  23. i'm okay :D

    i'm okay :D

    11 uur geleden

    youre so lucky you have good uni near home

  24. reese

    reese

    11 uur geleden

    was that percy jackson

  25. AD C

    AD C

    11 uur geleden

    I’m expecting a video of her drinking alcohol for the first time, she in Canada so she’s legal for it now

  26. Carrie

    Carrie

    11 uur geleden

    i wish i had as many subscribers as joana has fancy words :(

  27. fluffiebloo

    fluffiebloo

    11 uur geleden

    i desperately wanna see her remake the vine “It is Wednesday my dudes“

  28. Mia Tumblings

    Mia Tumblings

    11 uur geleden

    Make more painting videos!!!!!! Love u John Cena/ Joana 💕🎨👍👵🏼

  29. Alexandria Flowers

    Alexandria Flowers

    11 uur geleden

    Anyone else have the same backpack....

  30. grace wang

    grace wang

    11 uur geleden

    jesus has grown so well.

  31. Molly Panda

    Molly Panda

    11 uur geleden

    Good luck :)

  32. meme dot_du_skrattar_du_förlorar

    meme dot_du_skrattar_du_förlorar

    12 uur geleden

    Good job making me have a *flippin heart attack* lol

  33. Liliana Franco

    Liliana Franco

    12 uur geleden

    You are such an icon omg

  34. Purremon

    Purremon

    12 uur geleden

    what a nerd!!!

  35. Amanda B

    Amanda B

    12 uur geleden

    When you choke every time you say Algebra IT'S AL-JUH-BRUH GUYS.

  36. Sophie Does Stuff

    Sophie Does Stuff

    12 uur geleden

    SO CLOSE TO 3 MILLION!!

    • Ailsa Ni

      Ailsa Ni

      12 uur geleden

      OMG I THINK ME AND JOANA HAVE THE SAME HEADPHONES (EVEN THE COLOR IS THE SAME)

  37. atara

    atara

    12 uur geleden

    you are going to be a fabulous adult I promise and I bet you 307 yachts and a kitten that I am telling the truth

    • Ailsa Ni

      Ailsa Ni

      12 uur geleden

      Our Queen has finally made it! Hope you enjoy university Queen John Cena!

  38. Eric F

    Eric F

    12 uur geleden

    🧀CHEESE🧀

  39. J L

    J L

    12 uur geleden

    did anyone else skip the fake ad?

  40. Anxiety & depression

    Anxiety & depression

    12 uur geleden

    She's growing up so fast 😭😭😭

  41. H_ Soul

    H_ Soul

    12 uur geleden

    When she said: ᶜ ᴴ ᴱ ᴱ ˢ ᴱ I felt that 😔✨

  42. JJ - 06KS - Great Lakes PS (1476)

    JJ - 06KS - Great Lakes PS (1476)

    13 uur geleden

    Britney Spears is going to look at this video and look at your hair and her reaction you may think??.. That's me 😂😂😂

  43. sofia Micallef

    sofia Micallef

    13 uur geleden

    1:46 WHERE👏 DID👏 U👏GET 👏THOSE

  44. Mallory Benjamin

    Mallory Benjamin

    13 uur geleden

    was that a gayle reference in the beginning?

  45. gamingwithjoe Joseph

    gamingwithjoe Joseph

    13 uur geleden

    Omg I love Percy Jackson I’m on the 4th book

  46. Karin MtzPim

    Karin MtzPim

    14 uur geleden

    Pls

  47. Karin MtzPim

    Karin MtzPim

    14 uur geleden

    you should try Florence by Millie bobby brown

  48. Jinyi

    Jinyi

    14 uur geleden

    WAIT UR ALREADY IN COLLEGE???

  49. Hazza Szabs

    Hazza Szabs

    15 uur geleden

    I actually find Joana painful to listen to and watch.

  50. caoillain

    caoillain

    15 uur geleden

    I see that Percy Jackson book, you can’t hide from me😎

  51. Eleanor Tong

    Eleanor Tong

    16 uur geleden

    Our Queen has finally made it! Hope you enjoy university Queen John Cena!

  52. 사랑너 보라색이야

    사랑너 보라색이야

    16 uur geleden

    OMG I THINK ME AND JOANA HAVE THE SAME HEADPHONES (EVEN THE COLOR IS THE SAME)

  53. Lucijana Barišić

    Lucijana Barišić

    16 uur geleden

    You were talking about not liking high school because you couldnt chose your classes. Now, this confuses me a bit because Im not from US. Do you just have high school ( I dont mean just one building, like same classes, and subjects for everyone) or something else. In my country when you finish 8th grade ( you're 14 years old) you chose in which high school you want to go. For example, you have: Medical High School, Tourism High School, Economy High School, Shopkeeper High School, Driver High School, Gimnazija High School, Hairstylist High School etc... The lenght varys from 3 to 4 year, ( the easier the school, the less you go) except from Medical High because its super hard and you go there for 5 years. Can somebody explain that to me?

  54. Allyssa Shipsteel

    Allyssa Shipsteel

    16 uur geleden

    Joana roasting other students 😂

  55. Emily Leindecker

    Emily Leindecker

    17 uur geleden

    Girl, get a Swiss Gear backpack. Way better than that flimsy no back support JansSport garbage.

  56. tesla model x p100d

    tesla model x p100d

    17 uur geleden

    nobody asked but i came back from the great land of toronto, canada

  57. Katie K

    Katie K

    17 uur geleden

    **sees title** **clicks** Huggies commercial: "IM A BIG KID NOW!!!"

  58. Maddie Ziegler _

    Maddie Ziegler _

    17 uur geleden

    Tʜᴏsᴇ ᴀʙs ᴛʜᴏ ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴄɪɴᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴊᴏʙʙ♥︎

  59. Koothodil Abhijith Augustine

    Koothodil Abhijith Augustine

    19 uur geleden

    Which uni did you go to?

  60. Katya Gonzalez

    Katya Gonzalez

    20 uur geleden

    You talk like you have cotton balls stuck in your mouth

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